“BP Cares” Art Show + Sexy Party
Dearest Media,
We, the good people who work for @BPGlobalPR, are deeply saddened about the terrible publicity BP has received since the oil started spilling into the Gulf of Mexico over two months ago.
The spill has been an absolute nightmare. BP has lost a lot of good oil, a lot of money and worst yet, people have lost respect for the brand.
This is why we want you to help us save it- we are pleased to announce the BP Cares Art Show and Sexy Party at De La Barracuda on July 10!! You can do your part by coming out and drinking free beer, looking at art, buying some stuff and dancing your face off. Unfortunately, most of the proceeds have to go the Gulf Restoration Network. They are a bunch of hippies trying to preserve and protect the Gulf of Mexico from this current spill and future spills. Blah blah, BORING.
We’ve got super cool artists like Ken Garduno, Skull Phone, Jeff McMillan, Andrew Foster and Mattia Biagi contributing pieces to the show. A $5 donation will have you boozing down from 1-8 pm AND doing your part to help repair BP’s image in the community. After all, it’s not just about the devastated people and wildlife in the Gulf, it’s also about making money and getting people to like us again.
Yours Truly,
The BPGlobalPR team
@bpglobalpr on Twitter
Pre- Order your $5.00 donation here.
This is amazing! I wish I could come, but I’m on the wrong coast! I am part of a group which is working on a fundraiser photo project, though. Maybe we could trade some awesome shirts for some awesome pictures?
My organic Jamacian food truck would love to participate outside…you guys are f**ing hilarious…shoot me an email, as I also have some art (can’t mention here…in case Big Corporations are reading) that I would donate to the cause…grannyshotpeppasteppa@gmail.com
Hi! All joking and satire aside, thank you guys for the work you are doing to raise money for the Gulf! The people there need all the help they can get and the awareness of the magnitude of the damage from the spill helps. The BPGlobalPR texts help keep me from being depressed the entire day because of what the Gulf is going thru. Joan
It’s time for a sexy party? Will Stewie be there?
This is when I’m sorry I no longer live in LA.
Howdy! Is this for real, sounds like a great fundraising opportunity for folks in the gulf. If I can help turn this into a larger, legitimate fund-raising project, lemme know.
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